Tuesday 6 May 2008

Paul Does Tokyo


"Hear ye,Hear ye! I declare Tokyo the ugliest city in Japan in terms of structure and people.The following crimes are listed below"-
Ugly people.
Ugly buildings.
Crowded transport.Foul smells.
Fat gaijin with high white socks.
Overpriced goods.
Overrated places.
Women`s feet forced into sandles.
Gaijin wearing sandles.
Many chinless people.
Ghastly looking teeth.
Gargantuan moles.
Twisted toes.
One wonders why Ishihara Shintaro is proud of this dump.

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